Sunday, February 14, 2016

Valentine's Day e-Cards - tell 'em what you want (what you really, really want)

There is something about the day that is in it (that's Valentine's Day in case you didn't know because you are a loveless twat!) that always seems to be set up for disappointment. Maybe that's because, despite all of our modern notions and pretensions, we are still afraid to ask for what we want (what we really, really want without trying to sound like a Spice Girl) - If we ever participate in an orgy, I want to make love to you first - I'd gladly risk any chance of ever becoming president to sexually harass you - No-- I don't want to kick your puppy! I meant to type - If you don't believe in Oral Sex, Keep your Mouth shut.

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