Sunday, February 14, 2016

Valentine's Day e-Cards - tell 'em what you want (what you really, really want)

There is something about the day that is in it (that's Valentine's Day in case you didn't know because you are a loveless twat!) that always seems to be set up for disappointment. Maybe that's because, despite all of our modern notions and pretensions, we are still afraid to ask for what we want (what we really, really want without trying to sound like a Spice Girl)




someecards.com - If we ever participate in an orgy, I want to make love to you first

someecards.com - I'd gladly risk any chance of ever becoming president to sexually harass you






someecards.com - No-- I don't want to kick your puppy! I meant to type

someecards.com - If you don't believe in Oral Sex, Keep your Mouth shut.

Monday, February 8, 2016

The Naked Man and Woman (a shining artefact of the past?)

Mary had a little bear
To which she was so kind
I've often seen her bear in front
But I've never saw her bear behind

Well, that ain't going to happen with these two. Be warned! Nudity ahead.

Anterior view of human female and male, with labels
Taken at City Studios in Stockholm (www.stockholmsfotografen.se), September 29, 2011, with assistance from KYO (The organisation of life models) in Stockholm. Both models have consented to the licence of the image, and its usage in Wikipedia. Image uploaded by Mikael Häggström (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

Now try it without the labels. See how much you remember from the previous demonstration.

Anterior view of human female and male, without labels
Taken at City Studios in Stockholm (www.stockholmsfotografen.se), September 29, 2011, with assistance from KYO (The organisation of life models) in Stockholm. Both models have consented to the licence of the image, and its usage in Wikipedia. Image uploaded by Mikael Häggström (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

And from behind:

Posterior view of human female and male, without labels
Taken at City Studios in Stockholm (www.stockholmsfotografen.se), September 29, 2011, with assistance from KYO (The organisation of life models) in Stockholm. Both models have consented to the licence of the image, and its usage in Wikipedia. Image uploaded by Mikael Häggström (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

Now all together in their respective all-together:

Human Body
By Mikael Häggströmderivative work: Lamilli (talk)Taken at City Studios in Stockholm (www.stockholmsfotografen.se), September 29, 2011, with assistance from KYO (The organisation of life models) in Stockholm. Both models have consented to the licence of the image, and its usage in Wikipedia. Image uploaded by Mikael Häggström [Public domain or CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

Well, wasn't that fun? We hope that you found it educative and informative. If, by any chance, you were traumatised by the experience, please report it to your parents, or a priest, or a professional counsellor but don't say that we forced you to look because we didn't. Did we? We even tried to warn you.

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